View Full Version : The most daring place you've done it
dirty_harry
14-06-2000, 07:01 PM
Hey all you sex heads out there, whats the most outragous place you had sex. I feel I currently rule as I did it with my girlfriend standing at the end of her path as I dropped her off after a party at two in the morning. RIGHT UP HER SKIRT!!!
Angel star
14-06-2000, 07:22 PM
on a beach in ibiza at 6 o clock in the morning. not really outrageous. does the mens loos in a train station beat that? its gotta be one or the other.
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We snuck into our rich neighbor's yard (years ago) and did it in the garden. They set the dogs on us. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"> Yow! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif">
sarah21
17-06-2000, 01:50 PM
How about in the back of a car (stationwagon without back seats), in the car park of some boatnical gardens, in the middle of the day, with lots of other cars and people around, having undressed completely??
Pauldnh
20-06-2000, 12:27 AM
My mate did it naked in a park next to the kids playground in the afternoon in the holidays.
Teenager1235
20-06-2000, 11:39 PM
I have done it on the beach ( I mean everything was hanging out !) and I have done it in the sea that is as outragous as it gets i am afraid. I have to say tghough I have alwasy wanted to do it on a cricket pitch on tv I no disgusting but what the hey its my dream!
SexyCinderella
22-06-2000, 08:28 PM
Yesterday, in a field at the stables where I keep my horse with the yard owners son who happens to be my ex's best mate. ooops!
Cheeky Monkey
22-06-2000, 09:07 PM
Ave not done it anywhere outrageous( the worst would be in a hut in the Secret Forrest in Kelburn Country Centre). Neway, ma bf wants 2 do it in the shower, ne1 got any views on doin it in water? Any tips on good places 2 do it?
RachaelHolmes
23-06-2000, 10:23 AM
In a tree at the park. Don't ask how we got up there and stayed up there, I think you just need a good head for heights and a lot of balance
dirty_harry
23-06-2000, 07:35 PM
Doing it in water is fine just don't withdraw when submerged as this will suck the water up inside her and cause serious problems. One funny thing is when you insert underwater and the bubbles come up and tickle your balls...hehe.
male1892
01-07-2000, 07:08 PM
Mine would be in the store next to the maths room
kristen-killar
07-08-2000, 12:23 AM
The best and most unique place was a college boardroom the night before a final presentation. We snuck in after hours, avoiding the security and took full advantage of the boardroom table! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
FirmHand
07-08-2000, 12:13 PM
1. In the store room at the back of my form classroom during a lesson. (we had a free period, 3rd years were having English in the classroom).
2. In a public baths. Not really full sex but we both got off.
3. Got a bj while I was driving - thank god for automatic gearboxes.
4. My g/f and I sometimes have hot phone conversations at work, then I go to the loo to jerk off. Does this count ?
5. Last year, at night, in Hyde Park. We were giving it rice doggies style when someone walked straight past us. We hadn't noticed we were next to a path and hadn't heard footsteps due to the traffic noise.
6. Back of the car in Sainsbury's carpark.
7. Back of the car in Tesco's carpark.
8. In the disabled loo at local DIY store.
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TimmyTim
08-08-2000, 08:27 PM
In a friends empty shed. Not as good as some of the others, but hey! ("What are sheds for!?!", my boyfriend said!)
Anele
10-08-2000, 12:13 AM
1. On the pavement and then the police drove by and thought I was being raped ;-)) Arrrgh!
2. Against the wall of my house, with my mum sleeping 5 yards away!
Originally posted by Anele:
1. On the pavement and then the police drove by and thought I was being raped ;-)) Arrrgh!
2. Against the wall of my house, with my mum sleeping 5 yards away!
WOT DIS THE POLICE SAY??
dirty_harry
18-08-2000, 07:27 PM
c'mon, keep coming, Im just getting erect.
HAHAHAHA
knew_murderer
19-08-2000, 01:36 AM
Not penetrative sex but I got a blowjob while I fingered my girlfriend on a train. Not in the toilets, just on the seat. It was at about 11:30 at night and there was another couple in the seat in front of us.....
Cleanblade
19-08-2000, 01:44 PM
Under the breakfast buffet table in a Highland hotel dining room (well b4 the cornflakes were served, mind <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">)
Jennybabe
24-08-2000, 02:32 PM
in the cinema alot of times and on a bench in the countryside! Farmers kept going past in their landrovers and givin us weird looks
dangerdocc
27-08-2000, 09:19 AM
Personally, it was with my exwife(not married then) during Operation Desert Storm, in her armoured ambulance. She(and I as his medic)was evacuating a casualty from where the medevac helicopter had dropped us(her field hospital)to a MASH further to the rear. We were in the back of the HMMWV ambulance(4-stretcher)still backed into the MASH's intake area. There were at least a dozen people within 20ft with no idea but sometimes you just can't wait any longer. I also sneaked through her unit's perimeter to meet her in the middle of the night, and we had sex in either a bunker or a fighting-position. In retrospect I was risking being shot by the soldiers on the perimeter/guard. But, besides being a highly trained US Army Ranger Medical Operator, I was 22, it hardly seemed worthy of any thought then. Oh, to be young, in love, and very foolish again. Oh, well. fuck it all
dirty_harry
17-09-2000, 12:53 AM
What about your duty to your country. Never mind, your woman is more important.
Hmm, it would have to be either:
1) On my kitchen floor with my parents in the garden.
2) In my bedroom with my parents next door (had to be very quiet!!)
3) Behind a bus stop with a line of pensioners waiting inside.
But then, we were in love with each other. Now its just me in love with him. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif">(
And with someone else, before him:
1) On his bosses desk.
2) In the back of his car in Sainsburys carpark.
Oooh dear, I sound like a brazen hussy! Waha...
What was that weird little face thing? It was supposed to be :o(
Snakeman65
11-10-2000, 10:49 AM
I've done it on the loo a few meters down the hall from my bedroom which was full of my friends at the time!! They didnt have a clue where we had gone! :-)
helly
11-10-2000, 06:56 PM
hiya snakeman65, how r u?
god i live close 2 u, i live near pitstone, do u know it? and im training to b a nurse at stoke mandeville hospital. what do u do?
c ya love helly
(sorry to not b discussing the post guys)
Snakeman65
12-10-2000, 12:33 PM
I'm fine thanx!! I'm a computer engineer at a small company in Amersham, yes I have heard of pitstone. I live about 2 minutes walk from stoke mandeville hospital!! Email me and we can chat.
Sorry for interupting the topic!!
rapid stix
13-10-2000, 12:48 PM
I've done it under a waterfall in Mexico whilst tourists where taking photos from across the other side, i don't think they realised whst we were doing!! but i bet the photos are pretty good!!
Had to be graveyard(kinda sick) opposite a pubwhich was colsing... the pathe that every1 was walking up was like 10 metres away from us... nice public show
HarryOnTheBoat
20-10-2000, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by dirty_harry:
Hey all you sex heads out there, whats the most outragous place you had sex
In my girlfriend's bed. Close one man.
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Harry is very definitely on the boat.
lolly
20-10-2000, 07:38 PM
How about behind MacDonalds and Tesco carpark? Not me, orcourse (tee hee <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"> ).
foxyfeline55
27-10-2000, 09:22 PM
I pretended I woz sitting on my boyfriends lap on the back of a l8 nite bus (no-one woz on it and we were on the top-deck) I pulled my thong off, he got his dick out of his trousers and entered my from behind FANTASTIC! It was a bumpier ride than usual.
If you live in London get a double-decker late-nite bus wiv no1 on it. Make sure you wear a skirt though!
Girl-From-Mars
15-11-2000, 12:25 AM
mine's pretty boring... usually in beds, how predictable! keep getting interrupted by parents lately.. how do you explain why all clothes are on floor, boyfriend is leaping out of your bed with his top off and me with a naked arm sticking out from the bed to get the phone to speak to someone calling (my dad handed me phone!) they keep doing that! anyway... how about while parents have been downstairs and brother and everyone all awake, just in the middle of the day? or downstairs in the living room (ok on a bed, but not made up as a bed, sorta thing, just with a rug over it) with his parents upstairs, who then came down about 5 mins later?? yeah i know they're crap! my friend told me she'd done it in a field on new year's day! hmm kinda muddy and cold...
gt2masta
15-11-2000, 02:58 AM
I did it in a cathedral once.we ended up getting kicked out.never mind..
there was the time when I had sex with a customer at work(I work in a supermarket) in the gents, and once in the fridge at the same place with a colleague!!!Then there was the time at my old job when I got talking to a woman that worked there and we ended up in the disabled toilets 10 minutes later!!!
I've done all the usual stuff as well e.g. cars(back seats, front seats, bonnet), showers, debenham's changing rooms.Most of these were with my girlfriend.I wanted to do it on the plane to tenerife but it would've looked a bit obvious 2 people going in to the same toilet at the same time when all the passengers on the plane could see.I'll have to go first class next time.....
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come on ladies, email me on gt2masta@hotmail.com !!!!!
HarryOnTheBoat
15-11-2000, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by gt2masta:
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come on ladies, email me on gt2masta@hotmail.com !!!!!
LOL. Nice sig.
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Harry is very definitely on the boat.
gt2masta
15-11-2000, 04:02 AM
thanks harry.I made that up in about half a second-got anymore that I could use instead?
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come on ladies, email me on gt2masta@hotmail.com !!!!!
Spirit
23-11-2000, 12:48 PM
I've done a lot that all you other girls and guys have done.
1)In my tackroom at the stables where I keep my horse.
2)In agraveyard a few times not on a grve though.
3)In a bunker on a golfcourse in daylight.(We scarpered when we saw angry golfers legging it towards us)
4)Mens toilets in a club in Manchester a few times with a boyfriend though not one night stands.
That is about as outrageous as I get.
GwaiMui
23-11-2000, 12:56 PM
I'd be pissed too if I caught two dirty buggers shagging in a bunker on my golf course!
Don't u know its not the done thing to scamper around in bunkers when someone is driving in that direction? We golfers like the bunkers to be nice and not all messed up in case our ball drops into it and its a bummer to get it back out again.
Come on the rest of u golfers out there! Unite!
Randy ppl: Shag where u want but stay off the golf courses. they r sacred places!
Dammit! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
And if I catch anyone shagging on my golf course, don't expect me to shout 'fore' when I drive my lucky titleist right in your direction!
Hehehe!
[This message has been edited by GwaiMui (edited 23-11-2000).]
GwaiMui
23-11-2000, 01:34 PM
LOL! R U kidding? Golf is wicked, bird!
Its the best sport going.
I'll take u to the driving range some time to wack some balls <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Very therapeutic.
trancegrrl
24-11-2000, 01:36 PM
Hey Gwai -you're gunna kill me but I have to admit I got at it on a course once too. On the green though- that soft plushy grass was just too tempting. But we were the last ones on the course so it was ok. BUT later I heard that you're not supposed to even walk barefoot on the green because all the chemicals they put on the grass to keep it so nice on the green are REALLY bad for you. Serves me right I guess <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
GwaiMui
24-11-2000, 02:40 PM
LOL! Oooh u naughty girl!
Yeah and u know that club members have to pay green fees to keep the greens so nice.
So is this common then? Shagging on golf courses?
If so, I might have to think twice next time I pick my ball up on the green to let someone else putt. God only knows what I might find! Ewwww! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Broken Heart
24-11-2000, 04:20 PM
I may have to start going to golf <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
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HarryOnTheBoat
30-11-2000, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by Spirit:
2)In agraveyard a few times not on a grve though.
There was a young man from Belgrade,
He shagged a whore in her grave,
He said "I admit, I'm a miserable git,
But look at the money I've saved!"
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Harry is very definitely on the boat.
taxidriver
01-12-2000, 01:38 PM
I DID IT WITH MY EX ON INGOLDMELLS&YARMOUTH BEACH,IN A COUNTRY PARK,IN THE CAR AND INFRONT OF SOMEONE WHEN THEY WERE ASLEEP!!
Whowhere
01-12-2000, 09:12 PM
I did it in our living room on the sette while my bro was playing on the PC in the room next door and my parents were asleep. U should have seen his face when we told him a few days later!
Spirit
03-12-2000, 05:22 PM
I cant believe I forgot this one.
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Never do it in the tunnel of love at blackpool pleasure beach, I did with one of my boyfriends but I didnt realise that it went past a cafe half way through until we heard a man shout down to us over the balcony "You dirty little swines other people have to sit on them seats after you".
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Seen as I was underneath I got the pleasure of seeing him wach us go through I actually saw him when we were walking through the park later on and he said "I hope your ashamed of yourself young lady,at your age as well, if I were your father Id give you a good hiding".
I was actually pretty rude to him and caled him a perv and said it was my dad that gave me the idea in the first place. My dad would kill me if he knew. I just hope he never comes on here!!
mad4vibe
03-12-2000, 09:50 PM
u guys r strange, lol
Im a virgin and proud of it
I like previously mentioned by someone else did it on the girlfriends path by her parents house walking her home from a party, which was cool.
I have also done it in the woods near my family home, when my friends walked past with his dog and said "alright Al" I truned round and greeted him back and carried on, he's never mentioned it since, I wonder if he stayed on to watch !!
My most outrageous shag, was in a train toilet she was a little large, but my balls were busting so I had to do what I had to do, when we'd done what we'd done I left her stuck in the loo and got off at the next station.... rofl, I still wonder what happened after, if she got aught by a ticket inspector. but as I didn't want to be around when discovered I got off asap.
Luka <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
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The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
Originally posted by j9j9:
Luka, I can't believe you'd leave a girl stranded like that?!?!?!?!?
j9
well I didn't want to get caught out...so bang goes my Mr nice guy rep oh well !!
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The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
Originally posted by j9j9:
[B] So does that mean you'll be changing your name to dirty_luka then? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> roflol
j9
B]
How about TFNGKAL
The Formerly Nice Guy Know As Luka !!!
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The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
RachaelHolmes
12-12-2000, 01:01 PM
On Saturday night, in a lay-by at the side of a busy road in my car <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
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Am I weird or what?
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babyworms10
09-11-2007, 01:08 PM
probly the park or the car in the parents driveway.or the car in the street?(gotta thing about cars).parents/his bro kept telling us to quiet down when we were in the house!
babyworms10
09-11-2007, 01:10 PM
u guys r strange, lol
Im a virgin and proud of it
fair enough:)
ShyBoy
09-11-2007, 01:29 PM
7 years :confused:
rachie004
09-11-2007, 01:34 PM
7 years :confused:
exactly! How does anyone manage to come across it in the first place! Jeez..
Jim V
09-11-2007, 01:37 PM
Can I just do this enmass for all the threads -
please check the dates on threads before replying and avoid bringing threads more than a few months old back up
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