Use of inanimate objects to vary masturbation

[arnesh]

I would be grateful to hear from anyone who has a story of use of inanimate objects like vacumns and vibrating items (like electric shavers or those dog grooming clipper things) in order to stimulate oneself to orgasm/climax during masturbation, I have a wealth of previous experience but my research need drastically updating so... if you would oblige lads or lasses???

[Wind]

Ok, this is a bit embarassing as it is teh first time I have told anyone, and here I found myself telling all the viewers of this compelling website.
Well, i was innocently icqing one evening when i found myself involved in a rather heated case of cyber sex, it was my first experience of the kind and i must say i was amazed as too how much i enjoyed it, i mean it really turned me on! The only problem is that i felt the need to be increasingly satisfied and the chat wasn't enough. And there was my mouse, complete with scrolly button............
oh god it sounds awful doesn't it!, maybe i should have gone to the fridge and got the cucmber that was mentioned elsewhere!

[arnesh]

please tell me what you did with the mouse????

[arnesh]

to make you feel better, everytime i get fed up with having to spend half an hour masturbating I can use my battery powered hair clippers to get off on in about 15 seconds, and you need not even rub back and forth, jsut switrhc it on and enjoy, and i am 36, you sound much younger!

[arnesh]

also what about being caught masturbation? people who like to get caught? people who get caught by parents, the campuslink telephone man, your mates? etc etc...
please be brave men and women and reply!! i admitted mine after all! and i am 36!!!

[dirty_harry]

get a life you sad little pervert.

[~*LIBERTY*~]

Ugh, is sex all you think about?

[arnesh]

well that is what this particular forum is about so yes...
if you go elsewhere you will see that I am quite an ordinary bloke really and don't actually think about sex that much!

[dirty_harry]

nah, just when you're looking at porn on the net. You're a very perverted boy. What do you normally do?

[arnesh]

I am honoured that you think a 36 year old is a boy??? I am a mature student as I said!

[dirty_harry]

very well

[dirty_harry]

dirty old man then

[arnesh]

dirty harry what makes you hate me so much?

[dirty_harry]

Im just playing around.

[arnesh]

ok, i get easily upset you know, quite an emotional man!

[arnesh]

Can we please keep to the topic and avoid slanging matches PLEASE???
I still want to hear about the topic rose, and would be quite interested to hear from anyone on any masturbation related issues! I really am becoming quite intrigued as to why nobody will talk about this, like its some taboo or something! Which I suppose it is but shouldn't be! I DO it almost each day so don't be shy!!!

[dirty_harry]

Ok. I wank 2 times a day every day. its not easy to stop, when ever you do you keep going hard at the most stupid times and getting the hots and sexualy cravings for every girl. As I read its some chemical called Cyclic GMP which makes the dick go stiff and gives you the pleasure. When your sex systems get worn down the body gets used to it (tolerance) and goes into production over drive. when you stop the overdrive continues for a while and you go hard all the time whuch is very annoying as well as distacting and you crave a wank so badly you can't think of anything other than sex (withdrawal). Its a major distraction at college too.

I am a wank addict, wanker whatever you call me, but it can be an addiction and stopping is very hard to do.

[dirty_harry]

I also occasionally wank with a fag hanging out of my mouth, this helps relaxation as well as turning me on.

[arnesh]

well thanks now dirty but i sense some sarcasm in your tone here!! twice a day is rather excessive for an intelligent man like you sound!! Explain how the excessiveness started without the a-level biology and chemistry???? PLEASE.

[arnesh]

smoking damages lots of tyour bodily functions you know!!!

[dirty_harry]

yeah, heard that shit before m8, I dont light it cos it keeps falling out my mouth and setting fire to the covers (yes it happened). I am not being sarcastic at all, only 100% truthful.

[arnesh]

plus why need to wank so much if u have a girlfriend who you hump standing at the end of her garden path then? sounds like you are drinking the stuff for energy or something? (its sugary, and atad salty too!, as u well know!)

[arnesh]

I commend your honesty, and the fountains of knowledge you have to offer all over TheSite!!! How do you fit in time to do it twice daily?, how old are you and are you a student or something???

[dirty_harry]

I limit myself to 2 times a day but occasionally 4. YES i can actually manage 4 a day. In 17 and a student at college. I normally do it after midnight and when I get up. if im off to college early I dont have time and make up for it when I get home. I say 2 is the limit to avoid 4 skin damage. I do it by lying on my front with my dick on my palm and rubbing down and stretching (the traditional methed never worked at all) and doing it before bed helps you sleep cos it relaxes you after you come. If I dont wank i cant sleep and college work suffers. I just had one 30mins ago and my room stinks of cum all the time (and sweat).

[dirty_harry]

if u need anything else I aint going to bed for a while so ask all the questions you want.

[arnesh]

but surely bye the time u reach your age you have gotten over it a bit more? like when did u first start, i was a late developer started at 15 and never reached more than one a day, now much less due to my age and matital status!
surely one good in-tune with your body is better than twice a day? does having a girl affect this frequency? do you get ashamed about it? do ure friends know and do they do it as much too, by the time i was 17 i was down to once a month!!!, don't you make a roght smell that your parents and frineds notice? and if u are on your front then u can't keep the cum cleanly shot and thrown away, or in your sock or whatever, you must make a complete and utter mess eh?

[arnesh]

what about mutual masturbation, use of objects to aid it, and experiences with other men??? don't get offended just tell away, i am getting quite interested in your experiences now "harry"

[dirty_harry]

A little technique of pushing with your palm to prevent come coming out. if the skins in a back position none should come out at all. Besides im so worn down. Yeah i stink, I brag about it at college no-one believes me. My mum had a fucking great go at me and holds her nose, my dad looks at me like shit.

[dirty_harry]

im not with my girl anymore and wanking actually helped me get over her. I dont think im over her yet but it keeps my sex drive at bay and keeps me satisfied and free from the want of women.

[arnesh]

so you never ejaculate, what's this skin back business all about? so you are proud of it, or its so unusual to be open about it so that friends never believe you? do you have nigjt s when the lads come around and you have wank competitions cos you sound like you'd be up for it! So wher eexactely do you live, roughly?

[dirty_harry]

I live in the brighton area. we dont have wanking compos, its just funny braggin about it, no-one thinks i do it as they think its a secret sorta thing but im fucked up i guess. I dunno if my mates wank, one of them does over magazines but thats it.

[arnesh]

well thats miles from me! what do you study?

[dirty_harry]

A level computing, business, accounts. GCSE maths and english retakes.

[dirty_harry]

Im doing a maths retake and a level accounts cos i got a bad teacher in maths, I cant be bothered to tell u all about what he did and english I just hated the lesson.

[arnesh]

u sound a cool guy who wanks and does drugs, so whats strange? just you have honesty, that which many people lack!! I like to hear of bad teacher stories cos it makes me even more eager to be a better one than i already am! (lecturer sort of thing!)
I think after the bad start of me fucking around we came to have a great forum discussion and hope i'll carry on in the future! Keep it cool mate!

[arnesh]

Bye the way, Harry, I 'd be real grateful if u could look back over the forum and answer all of the loadsa questions I have asked u if u would please? in your own time if u're busy!
Thanks again!

[dirty_harry]

Teacher story coming up.

Mr. C****l. maths teaher (bastard)

i sat on the front table at the far side of the room with one mate, a computer nerd (god the shit I went through) and spoke to him all the time. Mr Fuckwit always told me to shut up every 5 seconds. On the other side on the front table sat 4 flirty girls (sluts) and his gayness chatted to them all lesson long, lauging and joking about rumours of teacher relationships. He was laughing while i was wispering, he told me to shut up, I told him to fuck himself. He called my mum immediatly and this spared outrage with my mates when i got out (it was last lesson). On the way out I got a brick from the school wall and pitched it through his car window, slashed the seats and came bounding into lesson the next day in street clothes and told him to fuck miss thompson, which he does. He told me I was gonna work and I told he was gonna get his car nicked again if he didn't fuck off with his shit. I had a full go about the sluts and he shouted at me. I walked out and my parents went nuts and we came to the meeting together to sort it out and I used the F word no less that 70 times. I got my mum on my side when she saw what a dickhead he was. (im sorry son, I should have listened to you all along). Back in lesson 3 weeks later. He kept talking to them so I went over and sat down in an absent sluts place and started to talk to him. He told me to go and sit back with nerdy boy, I told him to go back to his mothers **** . He withdrew. i got his addy and trashed his car one more time at his house and someone else got the blame for it. some bud had been nicking cars down the road for ages. I managed a D through extra suppost and I am still making plans for Mr fuckups car.

[dirty_harry]

you might want to go over the entire history of the drugs board, plenty of research to be done and its where i thrive.

[RedEd]

Originally posted by arnesh:
So wher eexactely do you live, roughly?

You sound like a perv to me, looking for youngsters or getting off on the stuff they tell you. Other users - DON'T give this person ANY personal details.

[arnesh]

I'm not a pervert!

[j9j9]

Originally posted by RedEd:
You sound like a perv to me, looking for youngsters or getting off on the stuff they tell you. Other users - DON'T give this person ANY personal details.

That had occured to me too Ed.

J9

[ElisaKate]

Ok, something weird is going on here.

Arnesh:
1. Uses complicated long posts that I don't understand half the time
2. Asks in detail about peoples wanking techniques.
3. And I'm sorry but 'we should meet' is sick.

I agree with Red and J9.

[arnesh]

i'm having a laugh, I'm a 20 year old woman who is a finalist at university really! I think arnesh is quite a sectionable freak too na dhe is my own creation! its good to see the world is still sensible i was getting worried that everyone was telling me the truth for a while! but i learned a few things about people in general so it was an education...

[peatee]

dirty_harry - arnesh (a match made in heaven)..

[j9j9]

Originally posted by peatee:
dirty_harry - arnesh (a match made in heaven)..

Lol, I was beginning to wonder if Harry was just messing about. lol

J9

[peatee]

i dunno...

[Daze]

Damn u lot r fucking weird.

[RedEd]

Originally posted by arnesh:
i'm having a laugh, I'm a 20 year old woman who is a finalist at university really! I think arnesh is quite a sectionable freak too na dhe is my own creation! its good to see the world is still sensible i was getting worried that everyone was telling me the truth for a while! but i learned a few things about people in general so it was an education...

So that makes it OK? No, it just makes you even more of a twat. Why not take your 'incredibly mature and well developed sense of humour' elsewhere?

[whizzygirl]

i agree with reded. watch out for this guy, i think hes bad news

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i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.

[arnesh]

well allyou sad gits who can't take a joke, then why do you answer the ridiculously perverted questions posted on this site, and as for dirty_harry, well he felt obliged to tell me far more than i really wanted to know...!
IE. get a life you sad fucks!

[dirty_harry]

If your male your a pervert and if ur female you're a dirty whore and if I see you Im gonna embed my forehead in your nasal cavity you pathetic little slut.

[RedEd]

Originally posted by arnesh:
well allyou sad gits who can't take a joke, then why do you answer the ridiculously perverted questions posted on this site

It's an advice board, not a joke board. We can all take a joke - you just aren't funny.
And if you think asking questions about sex is ridiculously perverted, it says more about you that it says about us. Oooh! Ed said SEX!!!!! how disgusting!!!!!!!!

[j9j9]

shall we calm down a little?

J9

[whizzygirl]

i'm sorry j9 i don't feel calm about this one. this kind of immature behaviour really annoys me. these boards are an area for people to share serious problems in their lives and to get some advice from others. we take other peoples problems seriously (unless we're all having a laugh like the party post)and theres no room for these pathetic individuals taking the p***. arnesh - if you don't have anything valid to say then leave.
smiles and love to the rest of you


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i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.

[arnesh]

my choice of forum does show my immaturity, and is not reaslly a reflection of who I am and given I am a finalist at university I should perhaps have behaved better. In my defence I can only say that I respect the advice given my the likes of harry (who had lots to say to me the other day on this subject) and I recognise the contributions of the others too! I fully respect and take on board the opinions given here and would very much like to begin over again on this forum board stuff, I saw it as a great concept (that was on my own reading list for a module I do at University about issues in schools!) and should not have joked about by opening a sad discussion that is quite close to the edge as I did here, I would therefore ask that the discussion people be asked if they want ot take this particular forum forward, or else it be closed. Afetr whick I and everyone else can carry on, and forget about my idiotic comments here! I also opologise to those who took my sad fucks comment personally. AND may I add that I am not trying to pick someone up on this site, I am not inetersted in a relationship or anything of the sort, I have my friends around me who are great and that suits me fine! Thanks for allowing me to say what I have here!

[Caliph]

Like J9 said, change your name and start again.

And try and make sensible comments, don't piss off the regulars, etc.

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