Best movie lines

[I'm With Stupid]

From The Empire Strikes Back

Leia: "I love you"
Han: "I know"

Sorry, that line on it's own cements Han Solo's place as officially the coolest character ever written. I've never seen two lines sum up a character so well.

What's your favourite film quotes?

[bunglenutter]

"I don't want another murder in this case and you were born to be murdered so you're going to hear the facts."

The Third Man

[migpilot]

Shooter: "I eat shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy: "You eat shit for breakfast?"

Happy Gilmore

:D

[pinkvans]

Scarface : Say hello to my little friend!

[Flashman's Ghost]

Don't know about the best but the coolest has got to

"The name's Bond; James Bond."

[xXxXxSarahxXxXx]

Rita, Sue and Bob too,

Where Bob and Michelle are arguing and she says
"Make your own Fucking Tea"

and When Sue, takes Aslam home to meet her parents, The whole scene is just Hilarious! :D

[briggi]

I've always been a fan of this inspiration little gem from Mommie Dearest: "Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

And this from The Big Lebowski: "Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

[Bullseye]

Katherine in Cruel Intentions

"You can put it anywhere!"

[SuzyCreamcheese]

Priscilla Queen of the desert.

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart! "

[Bullseye]

The only thing to fear, is fear Himself! - Feddy Kreuger

[sophia]

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[Infinite]

That's it man, GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

[icey]

From Pulp fictionBUTCH: So we're cool?

MARSELLUS: Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I ask -- two things I ask: don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: leave town. Tonight. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone. You've lost your Los Angeles privileges. Deal?

BUTCH: Deal.

[guesty]

'Scarface'

Tony Montana - "All I got in this life is my balls and I don't break em' for nobody"

The longest yard (2005)

Switowski - "He brokeded my nose!"

[Bri-namite]

Pumbaa: It's our motto.
Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you?

:thumb:

[Skive]

Shooter: "I eat shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy: "You eat shit for breakfast?"


That is superb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dMSkWSz-0

Pretty much anything Moff says in Human Traffic.

Torturing Peter Andre in Human Traffic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPWu7708OQ

Anything from Lock Stock and Trainspotting too.

[Bullseye]

I've glued myself...too myself! - Jim in American Pie

In response to this incident

It happens to the best of us! - Finch in American Pie

[Man Of Kent]

Pretty much the whole script for Life of Brian...

[drumbeat]

"do i believe in karma?
karmas only justice without the satisfaction. i dont believe in justice."
WAY OF THE GUN.

and from FULL METAL JACKET:
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck."

"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, five foot, nine, sir!"
"Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. "

"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

[pill 'ed]

Return Of The Jedi...

Imperial Commander: "The Emperor's coming here?"

Darth Vader: "That is correct Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparant lack of progress."

Imperial Commander: "We shall double our efforts!"

Darth Vader: "I hope so Commander for your sake, the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am..."

[Butterflykisses]

Volver - Penelope Cruz has just finished moving her dead husband out of the kitchen, and someone knocks at the door.

Visitor: "Are you ok? There's blood on your neck"
Cruz: "Oh... Woman troubles"

:lol:

And then the classics from Withnail and I:

Withnail : "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

" Don't threaten me with a dead fish."

Danny: "I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight"

[sophia]

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[soraliah]

(just imagine im singing this, yeah?!!)

jareth - you remind me of the babe
goblin - what babe
j - the babe with the power
g - what power?
j - the power of voodoo
g- who do?
j - you do
g - do what?
j - you remind me of the babe!!

class :thumb:

[LuckyStrike]

"you mess with the bull, you'll get the horns"

Principal Vernon from Breakfast club.

i use it all the time! ha

[RubberSkin]

I see you tremble with antici............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................p ation!

Dr Frankenfurter

Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Saeed M]

Ferris Beuller's Day Off:

"Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

[1983]

Wayne's World -

"Camera 1, Camera 2, Camera 1, Camera 2, Camera 1, Camera 2, Camera 1, Camera 2, Camera 1, Camera 2."

[Bullseye]

Wayne's World 2 -

"...the Shop keeper and his son...well that's a different story. We had to beat them to death with their own shoes!"

[bluewisdom]

See my usertitle :oDirty dancing totally rocks!

[xXxXxSarahxXxXx]

(just imagine im singing this, yeah?!!)

jareth - you remind me of the babe
goblin - what babe
j - the babe with the power
g - what power?
j - the power of voodoo
g- who do?
j - you do
g - do what?
j - you remind me of the babe!!

class :thumb:


:thumb: Labyrinth is ace!

I always play them tunes!