View Full Version : Have you had sex today?
ShyBoy
10-09-2006, 08:40 PM
You don't need to post a reply. Just fill in the poll. Curious really. Au reponse pour la questionne: (I can't do french) oui! :razz:
purplebutterfly
10-09-2006, 08:41 PM
*cough* you need to add a pole rich *cough*
yes but it will appear as you have to make the post first, before you make the poll
stargalaxy
10-09-2006, 08:43 PM
Erm... does this have anything to do with the gay sex post you did earlier, Rich? :p
purplebutterfly
10-09-2006, 08:43 PM
Oh right I see, well no I havent.
purplebutterfly
10-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Erm... does this have anything to do with the gay sex post you did earlier, Rich? :p
There are somethings you maybe dont want to admit to on here!!
ShyBoy
10-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Erm... does this have anything to do with the gay sex post you did earlier, Rich? :p
No, that was yesterday fool :yippe:
:heart: you
Glittery
10-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Yes :blush:
Bunnie
10-09-2006, 08:46 PM
No, but i did naughty things! hehe!
ShyBoy
10-09-2006, 08:46 PM
God, I thought it would be less than that! Like 15% or something :shocking:
bunglenutter
10-09-2006, 08:48 PM
Negative. Although I did have a very interesting tommy tank yesterday.
Acrobat
10-09-2006, 08:49 PM
Non.
stargalaxy
10-09-2006, 08:50 PM
:heart: you That had better be the male-friendly kind of love, Rich! :nervous: :p
Ballerina
10-09-2006, 08:50 PM
no....i won't for a few weeks yet :(
Simba T Lion
10-09-2006, 08:52 PM
I thought about it, but I went back to sleep instead.
bunglenutter
10-09-2006, 08:57 PM
I thought about it, but I went back to sleep instead.
:lol: That made me laugh, I don't know why...
Nikki*
10-09-2006, 08:59 PM
I voted yes, because I will have before the night is through, whether the boyfriend likes it or not ;)
Only with myself.
I assume this doesn't count :(
Nah, last time was back in end of July or something. Was really shit actually. He asked me to say I was 17. The shame. :(
bunglenutter
10-09-2006, 09:04 PM
I assume this doesn't count :(
Personally I believe it does count as sex, but not in this thread AFAIK ;)
Bri-namite
10-09-2006, 09:07 PM
Christ, with this cystitis I can't even have sex with myself :yeees:
A secret drunken fumble with some bint I swore I wouldn't from the old work last weekend, before that it's been about a month.
SuzyCreamcheese
10-09-2006, 09:11 PM
oui
Renzo
10-09-2006, 09:26 PM
Not til Thursday when my girlie moves back to Exeter. She has a free house for 3 days ;) :hyper:
Babyshambler
10-09-2006, 09:28 PM
No... I fucking HATE living at home.
Tomorrow though, I finish at 1pm and have an empty house... :D
purplebutterfly
10-09-2006, 09:30 PM
That had better be the male-friendly kind of love, Rich! :nervous: :p
No its "I love you in a non-gay way" same as "I love but I dont want to bang your brains out" which is normally a lie.
stargalaxy
10-09-2006, 09:31 PM
No its "I love you in a non-gay way" same as "I love but I dont want to bang your brains out" which is normally a lie. I'm scared.
purplebutterfly
10-09-2006, 09:38 PM
I'm scared.
No need to be, unless I get my whip out. :naughty:
stargalaxy
10-09-2006, 09:41 PM
No need to be, unless I get my whip out. :naughty: You're welcome to. It's just ShyBoy's whip that spooks me.:p
Christ, with this cystitis I can't even have sex with myself :yeees:
A secret drunken fumble with some bint I swore I wouldn't from the old work last weekend, before that it's been about a month.
LMAO, THAT MUNTER YOU WERE ON ABOUT?! The stalker bint!?
HOHO.
purplebutterfly
10-09-2006, 09:50 PM
You're welcome to. It's just ShyBoy's whip that spooks me.:p
:flirt: A whip is a whip, depends entirly on what you do with it.
stargalaxy
10-09-2006, 09:51 PM
:flirt: A whip is a whip, depends entirly on what you do with it. :naughty:
Bri-namite
10-09-2006, 09:55 PM
LMAO, THAT MUNTER YOU WERE ON ABOUT?! The stalker bint!?
HOHO.
Aye, walked all the way to Clydebank for it too :sour:
Pretty fucked up because she was a pure stalker and that, but she's away to move to Turkey with her bodybuilder boyfriend next year :eek2: :thumb:
Secret, btw :yes:
Aye, walked all the way to Clydebank for it too :sour:
Pretty fucked up because she was a pure stalker and that, but she's away to move to Turkey with her bodybuilder boyfriend next year :eek2: :thumb:
Secret, btw :yes:
Boke.
GoodFella
10-09-2006, 10:32 PM
Negative. Although I did have a very interesting tommy tank yesterday.
:lol: One of the first posts that has actually made me laugh out loud.
*Snow White Queen*
10-09-2006, 10:41 PM
Nope. Not had proper sex in like a month now :grump:
I had fun with my bunny friend though :)
Skive
11-09-2006, 02:18 AM
In the last 24 hours - yes.
AllAmericanRageJunky
11-09-2006, 02:56 AM
ha, more people have voted no than yes. Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get any.
RedOfTheRose
11-09-2006, 05:28 AM
not since saturday. Maybe tonight if I see the boy ;) otherwise, not till Friday...
your-babe
11-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Last Sat was the last time for me, and won't be till Sat night that he's round again :(
VinylVicky
11-09-2006, 12:42 PM
Grrr mine's 3 fucking weeks ago
StrubbleS
11-09-2006, 01:21 PM
mine 4 and a half months :/
(and before that 4 and a half years).
magic numbaz.
JackSkellington
11-09-2006, 01:35 PM
No, but i did naughty things! hehe!
Same. ;)
jenni30
11-09-2006, 03:28 PM
no :crying: i well wish i had a boyfriend......though i did 1 week ago today so in the last week ..... YES......but actually no....
Babyshambler
11-09-2006, 04:53 PM
Today I have. :D
ive been a month without.
although this time next week i will probably be all sexed out, hooray :hyper:
Knee High Stripy Socks
11-09-2006, 08:51 PM
No. Ask me in a fortnight :cool:
RubberSkin
11-09-2006, 08:52 PM
I rubbed up against someone on an escalator, and he was quite nice. Does that count ?
Tweety
11-09-2006, 09:12 PM
Yes :D
Glittery
11-09-2006, 09:13 PM
New day, new answer, so yes again.
Bunnie
11-09-2006, 09:18 PM
New day, new answer, so yes again.
stop rubbing it in :p
Glittery
11-09-2006, 09:25 PM
stop rubbing it in :pSowwy :blush:
Bunnie
11-09-2006, 09:46 PM
Sowwy :blush:
ill let you off! Just this once though, or else ill be throwing my Bungle in the soap aisle! :p
Glittery
11-09-2006, 09:57 PM
ill let you off! Just this once though, or else ill be throwing my Bungle in the soap aisle! :p:grump:
bunglenutter
11-09-2006, 09:59 PM
ill let you off! Just this once though, or else ill be throwing my Bungle in the soap aisle! :p
Now listen here, I don't mind getting tossed about, but in Tesco's it's a bit embarrassing cos we're in a public place...
Bunnie
11-09-2006, 10:08 PM
Now listen here, I don't mind getting tossed about, but in Tesco's it's a bit embarrassing cos we're in a public place...
:lol: live a little!
bunglenutter
11-09-2006, 10:11 PM
:lol: live a little!
Nobody tosses a Bungle!
Bunnie
11-09-2006, 10:16 PM
Nobody tosses a Bungle!
apart from maybe a George? Or a Geoffrey? Or a Zippy?
Hey, Im just going on what Ive heard on the grapevine!
bunglenutter
11-09-2006, 10:17 PM
apart from maybe a George? Or a Geoffrey? Or a Zippy?
Hey, Im just going on what Ive heard on the grapevine!
A bunny did...once....
Bunnie
11-09-2006, 10:18 PM
A bunny did...once....
:lol: all i can think of is bungle and how big he is, and how dinky a bunny is. poor bunny!
bunglenutter
11-09-2006, 10:29 PM
:lol: all i can think of is bungle and how big he is, and how dinky a bunny is. poor bunny!
bunny was never the same again.
Glittery
11-09-2006, 10:35 PM
Ok Abbie's Bungle is so getting put away tomorrow, Im not going to be able to look at him again :o
bunglenutter
11-09-2006, 10:36 PM
Ok Abbie's Bungle is so getting put away tomorrow, Im not going to be able to look at him again :o
:lol:
Samzi
12-09-2006, 01:26 AM
Nope
briggi
12-09-2006, 09:11 AM
:yes:
bunglenutter
12-09-2006, 06:27 PM
:no: :crying:
alasia
12-09-2006, 06:32 PM
I haven't had sex yet today, but I'm meeting my man later so ask me again in about 3 hours :D Life is good.
Scary Monster
12-09-2006, 06:43 PM
If I did I'd upset my stitches. :banghead: :mad:
I had shit sex last night..
RubberSkin
12-09-2006, 08:16 PM
I had shit sex last night..
Well that's conjured up one image that i don't want to think about as i've just had my dinner :D
Well that's conjured up one image that i don't want to think about as i've just had my dinner :D
Just fell in. :D
Life of Kate
13-09-2006, 09:57 AM
Sadly not :(
Not since the end of May :crying:
Franki
13-09-2006, 02:46 PM
I have done in the last week, but not today ;(.
Yerascrote
13-09-2006, 03:24 PM
I don't like this thread. Seems like everyone is getting action except me! :grump:
bunglenutter
13-09-2006, 05:41 PM
I don't like this thread. Seems like everyone is getting action except me! :grump:
Join the club. Did you look at the poll results though?
hazell
13-09-2006, 06:19 PM
i'm a virgin. woo hoo!!!!!
bunglenutter
13-09-2006, 06:21 PM
i'm a virgin. woo hoo!!!!!
Not sure about the woohoo but another club member :thumb:
hazell
13-09-2006, 06:23 PM
Not sure about the woohoo but another club member :thumb:
i guess sarcasm doesn't hold up well in print.
Thunderstruck
13-09-2006, 06:33 PM
Nah. Mrs T went home yesterday.
But prior to today... :D
Ballerina
13-09-2006, 06:43 PM
I don't like this thread. Seems like everyone is getting action except me! :grump:
I'm not either....i'm usually waiting over a month inbetween :(
bunglenutter
13-09-2006, 06:46 PM
i guess sarcasm doesn't hold up well in print.
It's been well documented that it doesn't.
stargalaxy
13-09-2006, 07:03 PM
Those who are getting it should be too busy shagging to write about it...
Guest_
13-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Those who are getting it should be too busy shagging to write about it...
We make time for other things, too.
Y'know; shopping, eating, work etc.
stargalaxy
13-09-2006, 07:17 PM
or Drinking :D The first time we've agreed on something for a while.
purplebutterfly
13-09-2006, 09:44 PM
Its been so long I've forgotton what a penis looks like! :nervous:
stargalaxy
13-09-2006, 09:45 PM
Its been so long I've forgotton what a penis looks like! :nervous: Didn't you get my MMS? :p
purplebutterfly
13-09-2006, 09:49 PM
Didn't you get my MMS? :p
oh thats what it was :naughty:
stargalaxy
13-09-2006, 09:57 PM
oh thats what it was :naughty: Indeed. :flirt:
Calvin
14-09-2006, 07:57 PM
chance would be a fine thing :thumb:
bunglenutter
15-09-2006, 06:54 PM
Negative.
RedOfTheRose
16-09-2006, 12:27 AM
Yurss!!! This morning! First time with a condom for a while. I don't like them grrr
ArcticFox
16-09-2006, 07:02 PM
I haven't EVEN got a girlfriend. Poor poor me. I h8 women. They don't want to date me. :( :( :(
GoodFella
16-09-2006, 07:04 PM
The opposite of yes.
Knee High Stripy Socks
16-09-2006, 07:34 PM
Ask me in a week :cool:
Tweety
16-09-2006, 08:14 PM
Yes :d
satehen
16-09-2006, 09:07 PM
Twice this weekend actually! :hyper:
purplebutterfly
16-09-2006, 09:15 PM
The answer is still NO and will proabably remain that for several more months.
Char_Baby
16-09-2006, 09:31 PM
Yeah, In the last 24 hours ;)
sophia
17-09-2006, 01:12 AM
Ask me in three weeks time :hyper:
Pjm012345
17-09-2006, 02:40 AM
almost tonight in the early hours ..but not quite ..she was too drunk . Why did she come to my house when she was too f.ucked???? i dont get you women
Knee High Stripy Socks
17-09-2006, 07:14 AM
Ask me in three weeks time :hyper:
:hyper: for you.
*Snow White Queen*
17-09-2006, 10:11 AM
Had alot of sexual fun Friday night if that counts :p
Ask me.......fuck knows when.
Probably a long time.
lipsy
17-09-2006, 02:14 PM
this thread is weird.
GoodFella
17-09-2006, 02:16 PM
Do dreams count? :p
purplebutterfly
17-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Do dreams count? :p
No, cause the one I had last night was freaky.
guesty
17-09-2006, 08:48 PM
thats a negatory good buddy.
bunglenutter
17-09-2006, 09:49 PM
Do dreams count? :p
Maybe if it was a wet one.
scoobzgirl
22-09-2006, 08:37 AM
Gave two blowjobs to my bf today if that counts.
StrubbleS
22-09-2006, 10:43 AM
Gave two blowjobs to my bf today if that counts.
lucky fella.
briggi
22-09-2006, 10:56 AM
Gave two blowjobs to my bf today if that counts.
Already? I second that "lucky fella" emotion! :razz:
ginner
22-09-2006, 11:00 AM
Tragically not, surprisingly it's not a popular suggestion when my girlfriend gets up at 6:15am to go to work.
RedOfTheRose
23-09-2006, 11:14 AM
Today and last night!!!! weeeeeeeee
This morning was really long. wooohooo!!! :hyper: bang bang bang
jenni30
23-09-2006, 07:30 PM
i am determined to vote yes on this poll one day!!!!!!!!! lol
Monsieur Croque
23-09-2006, 08:23 PM
i am determined to vote yes on this poll one day!!!!!!!!! lol
haha i was thinking that last week, now i can!
technically, yes. bit of today, bit of yesterday. whoop whoop!
Monsieur Croque
24-09-2006, 04:35 PM
i tried then had an unexpected cock block and now im grumpy :(
I might be being stupid here, but wtf is a cock block?
SuzyCreamcheese
24-09-2006, 06:01 PM
Im surprised at the amount of people here who rarely have sex, considering how popular the sex board generally is. But there ya go, those who talk about it arent getting it maybe?
SuzyCreamcheese
24-09-2006, 06:01 PM
and my answer for today is yes.
ShyBoy
24-09-2006, 06:05 PM
Can we estimate then that on a given day, out of the population above the age of consent (i.e. 16+), roughly a quarter will have had sex?
That's quite cool. The statistics say it :cool: I have proof. Heck, it's not accurate or scientific, but "90% of people love this product" normally means out of a random 10 people on the street asked, 9 said non-negative comments :p. If 9 said negative comments, they're not gonna say "10% of people love this product" hehe. So yea, don't believe statistics..
But today, 1 in 4 have had sex.
I'm With Stupid
24-09-2006, 06:24 PM
But today, 1 in 4 have had sex.
No, 1 in 4 people have had sex at least one day since this poll opened. Let's face it, those with boyfriends and girlfriends that they don't see every day are gonna wait til they fuck, so they can click yes and feel smug about themselves.
StrubbleS
24-09-2006, 06:32 PM
I might be being stupid here, but wtf is a cock block?
Monsieur Croque talks to girl in the curl flirting heavy...
strubbles enters room and shouts, "hey Monsieur Croque, your girlfriend just called you and I should tell you that you should get checked for <nasty STD>....
... oh, hello Girlinthecurl, fancy a drink?"..
That's cockblocking (just an example ofc).
Franki
24-09-2006, 09:15 PM
No I haven't.
Stupid period ;(
Crystal Tipps
24-09-2006, 11:19 PM
Ohhhh yes! :yes: Tis fun having the other half home for two weeks before going back to uni :) One week of fun left!
Simba T Lion
24-09-2006, 11:26 PM
No, 1 in 4 people have had sex at least one day since this poll opened. Let's face it, those with boyfriends and girlfriends that they don't see every day are gonna wait til they fuck, so they can click yes and feel smug about themselves.
Nah, I voted when I first read the poll, and my answer was no, though i have a boyfriend that i see everyday. I like self pity :p
Click to see more
24-09-2006, 11:50 PM
Cor, I obviously didn't click on 'post' after I typed an answer before, as I thought I'd posted in this thread. :)
No. It'll be 4 years next month sometime. Maybe I should do a charity auction - interested parties, step this way... ;)
Skive
25-09-2006, 12:34 AM
Not since Friday.
Monsieur Croque
25-09-2006, 01:55 AM
something that blocks you from having sex. example.. youre at a party totally hitting on some girl and then another girl comes over and starts hanging all over you and the 1st girl leaves. The 2nd girl would be a cock block-- preventing you from getting some! pretty self explanitory
self explanitory? how is a phrase like 'cock block' self explanitory? could be a multitude of things
Simba T Lion
25-09-2006, 01:56 AM
cock block
something that blocks the cock
a cock is used for sex
something that blocks the cock, in turns, blocks the sex...
self explanitory :p
Though, to be pc, I would have described it as the girl your after, her fat and/or ugly friend. She makes her friend leave before you can get some from the aforementioned girl. Jelousy or just a plain ol party pooper maybe. The reasons for the cock block, one may never know.
3 examples from 3 different people, all slightly different. Good times.
Monsieur Croque
25-09-2006, 02:00 AM
...obviously it blocks sex...but the context given here is rather specific............fuck it, whatever, i was just asking
RedOfTheRose
25-09-2006, 06:46 AM
I had sex today :hyper:
Me and the boy had agreed on an abstinence vow for a week, as we did that before we lost our virginities, a year ago on upcoming sat.
But no. today he had to go and seduce me... I tried so hard... but it was so fucking good... *sigh*
So now we are on the vow AGAIN till fri ... hehe
Knee High Stripy Socks
25-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Yes I have had sex today :cool:
sophia
25-09-2006, 12:32 PM
Yes I have had sex today :cool:
:grump: Hmph, lucky you, I'm jealous.
Although, ask me again in.....eleven days!!!! :hyper:
ButtonMoon
25-09-2006, 02:01 PM
this thread is weird.
I agree
scoobzgirl
27-09-2006, 03:10 PM
Already? I second that "lucky fella" emotion! :razz:
well...we got to bed quite late :naughty:
RedOfTheRose
30-09-2006, 11:26 AM
It's aour sexaversary today. But cant see eachother today so made it yday. Had sex in the a.m. It was good. No sex at night, but did - hehe - "perform fellatio" for 40 mins ;) was heaps of fun :naughty:
I had sex yesterday morning with a tres hawt man. Although it could have been better if I wasn't on my period. :(
Guest
03-10-2006, 07:06 PM
why today should be different than any others hey... oui bien sur!
Docter Lurve
03-10-2006, 07:21 PM
is this a thread where people who have had sex get to boast
While some of us must suffer...:grump:
We should round up al the unsexed people in here
Guest
03-10-2006, 07:23 PM
is this a thread where people who have had sex get to boast
While some of us must suffer...:grump:
We should round up al the unsexed people in here
Seems like it, but from the stats seems like the unsexed people are in superiority anyway so you shall all have a big orgy and all get some :)
good_shoes
03-10-2006, 07:25 PM
Not had sex for months, and doubt i'll be getting any soon either :(
So jelouse of all you lucky people getting some :grump:
Guest
03-10-2006, 07:28 PM
Not had sex for months, and doubt i'll be getting any soon either :(
So jelouse of all you lucky people getting some :grump:
Well get out there then, I am sure you can find some :)
And welcome on thesite :)
ShyBoy
05-10-2006, 12:52 AM
I made this thread because I was genuinely interested in the statistics, not in everyone gloating. Sorry if anyone feels bad, I'm always free for sex if need be.
*hides from the upcoming scalding from the mods*
Ballerina
05-10-2006, 06:39 PM
i will on saturday :hyper: it's been about 6 weeks
lucifer devil
05-10-2006, 08:15 PM
this thread is weird.
Franki
05-10-2006, 08:55 PM
No.
I did yesterday though ;d.
Kermit
05-10-2006, 08:57 PM
Slut!
I knew I'd disturbed yous two;)
lipsy
05-10-2006, 09:03 PM
this thread is weird.
thats what i said. wtf
Franki
05-10-2006, 09:04 PM
Slut!
I knew I'd disturbed yous two;)
You didn't actually :p.
Except for when you text me yesterday morning ;o
lucifer devil
05-10-2006, 09:26 PM
thats what i said. wtf
that wasn't at me was it?!
it's like 'omg i've had sex today how fantastic'. when i have sex i don't show off about it!!
lipsy
05-10-2006, 09:28 PM
that wasn't at me was it?!
it's like 'omg i've had sex today how fantastic'. when i have sex i don't show off about it!!
no i was 'wtf'ing at this thread. i think its a bit..disturbing!
lucifer devil
05-10-2006, 09:32 PM
no i was 'wtf'ing at this thread. i think its a bit..disturbing!
thought so! ;)
next time i have sex i'll be sure to tell you guys. :thumb:
StrubbleS
05-10-2006, 09:37 PM
thought so! ;)
next time i have sex i'll be sure to tell you guys. :thumb:
bring pix along.
lucifer devil
05-10-2006, 09:38 PM
excuse me?!
:eek2:
StrubbleS
05-10-2006, 09:43 PM
excuse me?!
:eek2:
I hope you don't expect us, to believe you without visual footage !
P.S. don't take everything seriously on the internet :thumb:
sophia
05-10-2006, 09:45 PM
Ignore the thread if it offends you tbh.
lucifer devil
05-10-2006, 09:48 PM
i'm not offended!
ShyBoy
05-10-2006, 10:54 PM
I'm offended because I'm not getting any.
I shall protest to this thread by abstaining from sex :yes:
I feel like Einstein, just trying to make a happy thread (the nuclear bomb) and its turned into a monster (the nuclear bomb...)
littlemissy
06-10-2006, 07:21 AM
Ignore the thread if it offends you tbh.
Well yes. It's just a bit of fun.
Skive
06-10-2006, 09:37 AM
Not yet!
**Helen**
06-10-2006, 09:55 AM
This thread has had it's day to be honest, and if it's starting to disturb people then it's a sure sign that it needs to be closed.
Remember the golden rule number two of the sex forum:
"It is not appropriate to use these boards to boast about your sexual exploits etc."
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