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Desperate_Hobo
26-05-2006, 11:15 PM
i know we find them incredibly attractive, but why? and for that matter why do we find asses attractive?

Wisecrack
26-05-2006, 11:17 PM
i know we find them incredibly attractive, but why? and for that matter why do we find asses attractive?
i asked a guy that once and he said it was cos he didn't have any!

talia
26-05-2006, 11:21 PM
Instinct. Large breasts mean more milk (in mens minds) more milk means better chance of offspring surviving.

Pert bottoms is sort of a sexual signal that a woman is receptive or whatever you call it. Its all about surival of the species.

Knee High Stripy Socks
26-05-2006, 11:21 PM
i know we find them incredibly attractive, but why?

Men subconsciously associate big boobs and curvy hips with fertility and child rearing, which are qualities they look for in a mate, so to speak. Which is why men like big boobs.

Kentish
26-05-2006, 11:28 PM
Not all men like big boobs though.

Evolutionary or not, they're just nice, soft, comforting and beautiful.

Replicant
26-05-2006, 11:31 PM
Instinct. Large breasts mean more milk (in mens minds) more milk means better chance of offspring surviving.

Pert bottoms is sort of a sexual signal that a woman is receptive or whatever you call it. Its all about surival of the species.

but I dont like huge boobs, prefer a nice pert smaller (not tiny, mind) boob :lol:

Knee High Stripy Socks
26-05-2006, 11:32 PM
Not all men like big boobs though.

Evolutionary or not, they're just nice, soft, comforting and beautiful.

Don't knock me off my 'I did psychology A level' high horse, you big meanie :p

Indrid Cold
26-05-2006, 11:33 PM
Not all men like big boobs though.
:yes:

I'm afraid I might like them too much (or maybe I don't at all, since I only have pictures mainly). One of the things that make my life confusing... Hopefully I'll know someday.

I_wear_girl_pants
27-05-2006, 12:19 AM
To be honest, I don't really know or care about why I like big boobs. I just do. I'm also very glad I have a nice big pair to come home to (so to speak).

Skive
27-05-2006, 01:30 AM
Sexual mimicry innit, just ask Desmond Morris.

The Pendari Champion
27-05-2006, 07:40 AM
Whats there not to like about them? They have this nice curvey shape, they bounce up and down, they come in all shapes and sizes and....well you get the picture. Breast is best.

About the whole child rearing thing, I read in some journel or another, that huge boobs offer no real advantages in terms of milk production. It seems to be that the media is kinda taking things a little too far, and people end up feeling inadequate.

So to all women, take joy in your boobie-ness and make a guys day by showing them.

Infinite
27-05-2006, 10:35 AM
Because boobs are fan-fucking-tastic.

Replicant
27-05-2006, 10:43 AM
I read in some journel or another, that huge boobs offer no real advantages in terms of milk production. It seems to be that the media is kinda taking things a little too far, and people end up feeling inadequate.

actually, now you come to mention it, I read somewhere that bigger boobs were more in favour in times of economic depression :chin:

GothDetectives
27-05-2006, 11:06 AM
I just asked my boy and he said the theories about them being a woman thing that they dont have and also said "cause they squishy and feel comfy and soft :yum: "

Skive
27-05-2006, 11:20 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/rnr/157452091.html

Bullseye
27-05-2006, 12:03 PM
Because they are boobs!!! What more a reason does one need to love them?

Blah
27-05-2006, 12:29 PM
one perspective i learned at uni is that men like boobs because they look like a bum, and men have genetic tendancies to be attracted to shapely bums because its a sign of stored resources which means the woman has more stored energy to use for reproduction.

:cool:

Wisecrack
27-05-2006, 12:34 PM
noone seems to want my E cup :confused:

GothDetectives
27-05-2006, 12:40 PM
I want to see!

I never seen that big before. Are they irritating at times?

Livin' on a prayer
27-05-2006, 12:54 PM
Were all just animals, its simply a primal instinct, it shows a male that the female is of good breeding. Just like if a female lion chooses a male with a large mane, or an antelope preferring large horns.

I like big boobies :yum:

Wisecrack
27-05-2006, 12:57 PM
I want to see!

I never seen that big before. Are they irritating at times?

ha ha
can be annoying cos can't get tops to fasten properly etc

lucifer devil
27-05-2006, 02:11 PM
I want to see!

I never seen that big before. Are they irritating at times?


ffs they're not that big.

The Pendari Champion
27-05-2006, 02:19 PM
I'm back, looking at the boobs thread.
See, even a thread on boobies is too much for us guys

lipsy
27-05-2006, 03:19 PM
sometimes i find myself just sat there holding one haha. kinda like when men sit there with their hands down their pants. except i only do that in private :p

Wisecrack
27-05-2006, 03:25 PM
sometimes i find myself just sat there holding one haha. kinda like when men sit there with their hands down their pants. except i only do that in private :p

yeh i know what you mean I've been known to do that just never admitted to it!

stargalaxy
27-05-2006, 03:41 PM
Boobs and bums look great on women, that's one reason why. Don't ask questions about why men like them, just embrace them. :p

Ballerina
27-05-2006, 03:43 PM
it cause they don't have any :p

Knee High Stripy Socks
27-05-2006, 03:44 PM
just embrace them. :p

:lol:
*embraces boobs* That's better.

stargalaxy
27-05-2006, 03:45 PM
:lol:
*embraces boobs* That's better. *starts groping KHSS* :p

Knee High Stripy Socks
27-05-2006, 03:46 PM
Bugger off, or feel the full force of my rape alarm

stargalaxy
27-05-2006, 03:47 PM
Bugger off, or feel the full force of my rape alarm*runs. Very, very fast*

Kentish
27-05-2006, 03:48 PM
Bugger off, or feel the full force of my rape alarm
:lol:

Not that sexual assault is funny, but you know...

Knee High Stripy Socks
27-05-2006, 03:50 PM
It made him bugger off didn't it?!

StrubbleS
27-05-2006, 10:04 PM
Well, I pulled up following explanation for myself.

female breasts and genitalia are usually hidden, behind bras/shirts, panties/bikini/trousers.

Everything that's hidden is interesting for us. If women were walking around topless in summer on construction sites or beaches, or in town etc like men, i don't think boobs were all that interesting.

ButtonMoon
27-05-2006, 10:11 PM
sometimes i find myself just sat there holding one haha. kinda like when men sit there with their hands down their pants. except i only do that in private :p

Same here. It is a comfort thing

my name
27-05-2006, 10:16 PM
Same here. It is a comfort thing

Triple that. I'm facinated with my own boobs. If I didn't have them and men did, I'd be facinated with them on them. I like to look down and sqiush to give myself cleavage during a boring tv show.

ButtonMoon
27-05-2006, 10:23 PM
Triple that. I'm facinated with my own boobs. If I didn't have them and men did, I'd be facinated with them on them. I like to look down and sqiush to give myself cleavage during a boring tv show.

I am always gazing at other peoples boobs as well like some kind of perv. :naughty: They are just so.... sexy!

my name
27-05-2006, 10:46 PM
I am always gazing at other peoples boobs as well like some kind of perv. :naughty: They are just so.... sexy!

I don't like naked boobs though. Well I like my own, but I just don't like other naked ones. Great cleavage, now thats a different story :thumb:

GothDetectives
28-05-2006, 12:27 PM
ffs they're not that big.

it was a joking comment so ffs yourself ;)

SuzyCreamcheese
30-05-2006, 05:36 PM
i know we find them incredibly attractive, but why? and for that matter why do we find asses attractive?
because if youre a hererosexual guy, youre gonna find the sexual private bits of a female attractive arent you?(obviously depending on the individual female)
Isnt it just completely obvious?

Guest
30-05-2006, 05:38 PM
because if youre a hererosexual guy, youre gonna find the sexual private bits of a female attractive arent you?(obviously depending on the individual female)
Isnt it just completely obvious?

Yep, it's purely natural, we like what we see in the other gender (for hetero of course), why? easy so we have sex with them and reproduce... nature doing it's job...

Randomgirl
30-05-2006, 07:39 PM
because if youre a hererosexual guy, youre gonna find the sexual private bits of a female attractive arent you?(obviously depending on the individual female)
Isnt it just completely obvious?
Well I don't find the sexual private parts on men attractive per se (especially not hairy scrotums).

living_in_chaos
31-05-2006, 12:42 PM
sometimes i find myself just sat there holding one haha. kinda like when men sit there with their hands down their pants. except i only do that in private :p


haha, me too.

i reckon boobs are great, theyre like having a combination between sillyputty and a stress ball attached to your stress. fun and comforting.

and im glad to have discovered that my Cs are not disadvantaged, and wont suffocate my babies to boot! i knew there was an advantage.

SuzyCreamcheese
31-05-2006, 01:08 PM
Well I don't find the sexual private parts on men attractive per se (especially not hairy scrotums).
not even on your boyfriend?
what about sexy mens chests and bums etc?

I think a lot of guys wouldnt think a close up view of a hairy fanny was that sexy in itself either, but I also think that women in general seem to be a bit different to men about finding random private areas of people they dont even know, sexy.
I could be wrong though, but I think thats why porn for women featuring naked men, never sold as well as porn aimed at men. Women on average seem to be not as stimulated by the visual stuff.

_guest
31-05-2006, 01:16 PM
I think a lot of guys wouldnt think a close up view of a hairy fanny was that sexy in itself either, but I also think that women in general seem to be a bit different to men about finding random private areas of people they dont even know, sexy.
I could be wrong though, but I think thats why porn for women featuring naked men, never sold as well as porn aimed at men. Women on average seem to be not as stimulated by the visual stuff.

That's exactly it. Men (as a general rule) tend to be far more stimulated by the visual than women are, the example of porn for women is perfect... it does nothing for me. Looking at a picture of a random penis would be more likely to make me vomit than get all hot and bothered, they're hideous as they are.

But yeah, when it's attached to someone you think is the fittest thing ever and adore completely, well that's when genitalia itself becomes attractive to most women. I think. I suppose it also becomes a lot more attractive when you know what they can do with it, too ;)

As for breasts, I find them attractive, I'd guess a hell of a lot of people do whether they're sexually attracted to women or not. They're beautiful. But then there's also all the things that they represent in a more abstract way, as people have already said - fertility, femininity, sexuality etc etc. That's partly the reason I think breast implants are hideous (even if the jobs a good'un) because they're the antithesis of everything that breasts signify, to me. If that makes sense :p

GothDetectives
01-06-2006, 09:43 AM
Agreed with SCC and briggi.

Personally, I really like bums on guys ;)

I love grabbing the boys bum - he, however, hates it :p

Boob implants just look fake, and i dont see why they are considered hot.

*~*RazzleDazzle*~*
02-06-2006, 10:51 PM
I know a girl whos not long turned 14 years old with 32Es.. :shocking:

SuzyCreamcheese
02-06-2006, 11:24 PM
I know a girl whos not long turned 14 years old with 32Es.. :shocking:
amazing.

killingismybiz
02-06-2006, 11:30 PM
To be honest, I don't really know or care about why I like big boobs. I just do. I'm also very glad I have a nice big pair to come home to (so to speak).
I'm very much with you on that one. You're never asked why you like them though? My girlfriend asks me all the time... I never can come up with a consistant answer.

my name
03-06-2006, 06:20 AM
I wonder why they named cup sizes with letters...

Wisecrack
03-06-2006, 08:31 AM
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.


"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"


Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...


The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!


(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !


Send this to all that will appreciate it!


They forgot the German bra.


Holtzemfromfloppen

my name
03-06-2006, 08:46 AM
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !




:lol: I remember my mom sending me that. :p

At the time I was barely there :grump: Now I'm a good "can't complain" ;) Which is perfect, imo, can clap, yet aren't feakish

Wisecrack
03-06-2006, 12:38 PM
:lol: I remember my mom sending me that. :p

At the time I was barely there :grump: Now I'm a good "can't complain" ;) Which is perfect, imo, can clap, yet aren't feakish

well im enormous!
Thought it was pretty funny when I got it at work

JackSkellington
03-06-2006, 01:39 PM
Personally, I really like bums on guys ;)

I love grabbing the boys bum - he, however, hates it :p



I love girls grabbing my bum. Occasionally even grab my own. Lol.

stargalaxy
03-06-2006, 07:30 PM
mmm and im 14 and have 34Es. How amazing. I read in one of the tabloids recently that the average size of women's breasts in the UK is going up, and that British women have the biggest boobs in Europe. Therefore, 34E might not be that shocking anymore.

my name
03-06-2006, 07:31 PM
mmm and im 14 and have 34Es.
How amazing.

Truely amazing.

stargalaxy
03-06-2006, 07:55 PM
The only thing theyve ever done is get in the way..
I kind of wish they were a bit smallerYou could have them reduced, but at the age of 14, I wouldn't recommend it at all. Your body's going through enough changes without adding yet more changes.

SuzyCreamcheese
03-06-2006, 09:20 PM
You could have them reduced, but at the age of 14, I wouldn't recommend it at all. Your body's going through enough changes without adding yet more changes.
well they wouldnt do it for a start. No point while they could be still growing.

*Snow White Queen*
05-06-2006, 09:30 AM
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



My ex had a code like this regarding legs.

He told me of this code when we were friends. He said that girls with AA-A boobs had fantastic legs, he said girls with B sized boobs had nice legs, girls with C cups were pushing it and girls with size D or above didn't have nice legs. I had size D cups at the time :yeees:

ShyBoy
05-06-2006, 10:28 AM
B cups are the best :yippe: (in my opinion). I prefer more modest but well mannered things. I wouldn't know where to start with a DD!

Men adore boobs because they're a symbol of fertility :yes:. Same as we adore bottoms, and a nice lean healthy body. Girls adore manly muscles i.e. chest and stuff cos its a symbol of how well the guy can protect her, and the like the buttocks because it's a symbol of his fertility.

All about nature really.

Meryn
05-06-2006, 05:11 PM
I prefer more modest but well mannered things.

What on Earth is a well-mannered breast? One that doesn't fall out at inoportune moments :confused:

my name
05-06-2006, 05:15 PM
What on Earth is a well-mannered breast? One that doesn't fall out at inoportune moments :confused:

:lol: I'm glad mine are well mannered. I"d hate to have to smack them around for embaressing me in public... or talking when my shows are on grrr

*Snow White Queen*
05-06-2006, 05:18 PM
B cups are the best :yippe: (in my opinion). I prefer more modest but well mannered things. I wouldn't know where to start with a DD!.

You would do just as you would with size B boobs :rolleyes:

DancingHorse
05-06-2006, 05:19 PM
I'm almost 19. And I'm a size C. I like it. The guys I've been with like it.

My little sister is going through puberty (she's just turned 13).

One day my mum is doing the washing. She wants to know whose bra is whose. (Mine are always more snazzy, because I spend my own money on them).

Anyway, my mum asks and says, "Your sister's a bigger cup size than you are!"

I don't know whether that was supposed to be a compliment or something. But it really didn't feel like it. Just cause my mum has like Es or something.